Today the dream of becoming rich beyond my wildest dreams by selling a highly stylized derivative of two display fonts ends.

I first tried to sell this font for $19.95, to no avail. Then I marked it down $5 — no takers. So I’m giving up and giving it away.

There are a few strings attached: Do feel free to use this font in any private or commercial manner you see fit. Don’t redistribute, sell (good luck), redesign, or otherwise re-anything this font. If you are lucky enough to use this font in a project, please send sample so I can see the wonderful things you’ve done with it.

Enough gabbing, go get it.