Check these hilarious reviews of the Bic Crystal ballpoint pen on Amazon. I suspect this kind of thing abounds on Amazon if you’re willing to look for it. All the reviews are great, but this one is my favorite.
The creative cats at Barkley have opened the Bad Gift Emporium — a place to show off the thoughtful-yet-awful gifts that should have never been given. Best of all, you can post your own examples of Christmas crap and work out trades so you can get your hands on someone else’s crap (if that’s your thing).